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Chuck Norris tears | Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.<br> | ||
Chuck Norris doesn't have to cut his grass, he just stands on his porch and dares it to grow. | Chuck Norris doesn't have to cut his grass, he just stands on his porch and dares it to grow. | ||
Nuvarande version från 6 mars 2013 kl. 22.29
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to cut his grass, he just stands on his porch and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris can give a "High-Ten" using only his left hand.
Chuck Norris can touch his tongue to his nose, elbow, and little toe all at the same time.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
Chuck Norris är urfader till både pirater och ninjor. Först skapade han ninjorna när han klippte sina tånaglar. Där tånaglarna föll i jorden, växte ninjor fram. Så en dag ansade Chuck sitt skägg. Skäggstråna spolades ut till havs, och förvandlades till pirater. Sen dess har de båda först sitt eviga krig; huvud mot fot, jord mot vatten. Och Chuck såg att det var gott.